All my friends are happy and in relationships or going somewhere in life and I’m just like
Sticks and stones will break your bones but investing your heart in a tv show will cause irreparable damage and you will not recover.
how MTV views Teen Wolf:
how tumblr views Teen Wolf:
THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY
Reblogging for that beautiful comment.
But why, why does Tom Hiddleston have to be so nice? Why does he have to be so nice all the time? Maybe it would be easier if he was just a closet asshole. Like it’s okay because he has big blue eyes and smiles like a toddler but when he thinks nobody is looking he kicks puppies for money
But he doesn’t. He dosen’t kick puppies for money.
#He probably kisses puppies for money #People probably come up to him and say ‘Excuse me Tom Mr Hiddleston sir will you kiss this here puppy for money?’ #and Tom takes the puppy and looks at the puppy and says #’Yes I will kiss this puppy but do you know what? I’ll kiss this puppy for free’ and he kisses the puppy for free #and then people start taking photos of him kissing this puppy for absolutely no charge and he says #’Do you know if you want to take those photos of me kissing this puppy for free and sell them on the Internet #for a completely reasonable and attainable price#you can do that as long as half the proceeds go to orphans in countries less fortunate than Mother Britain #and the other half comes back to this puppy so he can put it away in a trust fund #and when the time comes this puppy can have a comfortable retirement’ #and when it’s all said and done and orphans have loving homes #and the puppy has a family that’s going to be financially secure for generations to come#Tom turns around and says #’I would just like to say thank you for the amazing opportunity that you’e all given me’
#POOR HIPSTERS #WE KEEP TURNING THEIR PHOTOGRAPHY HOMO
According to Loki
orphaned as a child, stolen and adopted, not out of compassion but for the completion of a political tactic never consummated, ridiculed and abused by those who ignore the fact that i am merely a product of their own contempt, considered deformed by my biological family and an incorrigible (shhhh i know it’s spelt wrong) stain on the Asgardian blood line by all.
I Loki Laufeyson, belong nowhere and to no one, doomed to roam the nine realms alone, unwanted and unloved.
At least i’m sexy.
“Kneel, God of Thunder. Kneel before your conqueror. Kneel, as is your desert and destiny, before Loki Laufeyson. Kneel as all Asgard must, before her new and rightful lord.”